A virtual representation of those records that you used to hide at the back of your collection, hoping that your close friends would never find them and ridicule you while secretly reveling in their awfulness
Another GP that popped into my head the other day as an earworm, this track from 1976 is quite interesting for the following reasons:
David Dundas is actually Lord David Dundas, the 4th Marquess of Zetland (wherever that may be)! His father, the 3rd Marquess of Zetland (also known as the Earl of Ronaldshay) was a British tennis player in the 1940s and played Wimbledon.
'Jeans On', Dundas' only big hit, started out as a commercial for Brutus Jeans (see also: 'I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing' by The New Seekers and 'Inside' by Stiltskin
'Jeans On' was sampled by Fatboy Slim for the track 'Sho Nuff'
Dundas went on to score the cult movie 'Withnail & I'
You know what? Nearly everything about this track is wrong, from the Lili Von Shtüpp inspired lead-vocal by Noosha Fox (check here if you've never seen Madeline Kahn's Lili in Blazing Saddles) to the use of a Peter Frampton-esque talk box. However, the whole turns out to somehow be greater than the sum of it's parts!
Fox were put together by the American Kenny Young, who had previously been responsible for co-writing 'Under The Boardwalk' and 'The Captain Of Your Ship', and Australian vocalist Susan Traynor who rechristened herself Noosha Fox on joining the band. 'S-S-S-Single Bed' was the last of their minor chart hits before Noosha went solo and the band split.
By the way, no - that is not Lol Creme on rhythm guitar although it really, really looks like him (I believe that it is actually Herbie Armstrong).
Bonus Clip: As mentioned above, Kenny Young also wrote Reparata & The Delrons' 'The Captain Of Your Ship'. It's one of my favourite girl group songs so that's an excuse to post it here!
Musical Youth were a Birmingham-formed UK reggae band that included 2 sets of brothers and spanned the ages 11-15 when 'Pass The Dutchie' was released. At the time, a 'dutchie' was said to be a patois term for a cooking pot i.e. a dutch oven. However, the song was actually a cover version of The Mighty Diamonds' 'Pass The Kouchie', which was about something else all together (Hint: the call & response verse in the original is "how do you feel when you got no herb").
'Pass The Dutchie' was a huge hit in the UK in the autumn of 1982 but subsequent releases provided diminishing returns and the group had faded from the public eye by 1985.
"Ba Dang Dang Biddley Biddley Biddley Bong!"
Bonus clips: Here's The Mighty Diamonds' 'Pass The Kouchie'.
I'm going to take a small side-step here and post a few songs which, while not truly my guilty pleasures per se, are IMHO the silliest songs by artists I'm otherwise extremely fond of. So to kick us off (and especially for you, Keef) here is a classic from ELO.
Now some may claim that there are other sillier ELO songs (and I do admit that 'The Whale' or the entire 'Time' album come pretty close), but I believe 'Don't Bring Me Down' is significant for 2 reasons:
1. It was apparently almost fully written and recorded one day in the studio by Jeff Lynne while waiting for the rest of the band to turn up. This shouldn't come as much of a surprise seeing as Lynne wrote a complete double-album 'Out Of The Blue' in about three weeks (are you listening, Axl Rose?)
2. This track heralded the end of ELO as an experiment between rock & classical orchestration. It was the first track they had recorded with no strings on it at all and in fact the strings section was summarily dismissed shortly afterwards (you can see them mucking around on a Moog in this video clip).
Coming from the disco-fied 'Discovery' album - or 'Disco? Very' as the ELO keyboard player Richard Tandy quipped, 'Don't Bring Me Down' was the highest placing single as a sole act (#3) ELO had in the UK, their only #1 being 'Xanadu' with Olivia Newton-John.
Bonus clip: What's that you say? You are dying to hear an a capella rendition of 'Don't Bring Me Down' with a somewhat cringeworthy choreographed routine? Well, here you go then...
Another one of those synth hooks I can't get enough of, 'Einstein A Go-Go' was one of only two chart entries (the other being 'Norman Bates') that Landscape had though they were together for long enough to create 3 albums. After disbanding, both Richard Burgess & John Walters went into production (the former producing the first 2 albums by Spandau Ballet, an earlier GP entrant) while Andy Pask wrote the theme to the long-running UK TV show 'The Bill'. Incidentally, Burgess is credited with coining the term 'New Romantic' so go blame him for that most ridiculous of genres!
"Shudlee boop deee woodlee diddlee oooooooooh, zeen" - and that was exactly how we spent a short period of 1985 running round the playground. Does anyone know whether the claim to be 'broader than Broadway' is a boast or an acknowledgement of Mr. Levy's girth? Anyway, this track became popular again about 8 years later when a Jungle remix appeared.
A true power-pop classic though I cannot recall a single thing about The Jags. Wikipedia tells me they were formed in London at the tail-end of the 70s and that this single scaled the heady heights of No. 17 on the charts in 1979. All other releases bombed and the band split by 1982. Shame really...