Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Blue - All Rise

Blue, Blue, Blue - a group so mediocre they couldn't even come up with a good band name. Another UK boy band debut, this one checks off a number of requisite boxes:
  • Singing in a mid-Atlantic accent? Check.
  • Wannabe R&B posturing? Check.
  • Craptastic attempt at rapping in middle eight? Check.
  • Rudimentary choreography? Check.
  • One member who doesn't seem to do very much? Check.
  • Stinging reposte to a woman who gone done 'em wrong (all of them? at the same time?)? Check.
The group have recently reformed after finding that the sum of the parts was much much less than the whole (which wasn't that much to begin with). IIRC, I believe my sisters knew one of them (possibly Anthony Costa).

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